Katy Perry has a very, very impressive décolletage and so, naturally, she is wonderful and everything she says is truth. When she sang the words “You’re hot and you’re cold/You’re yes and you’re no/You’re in and you’re out/You’re up and you’re down/You’re wrong when it’s right/You’re black when it’s white/We fight we break up/We kiss […]

The UCT PGDA programme is the devil’s work. Not only has it ruined my usually extremely sexy social life but it has also robbed me of my most beloved of pastimes, posting on this venerable website. But, with a 5 week study break ahead of me, I have managed to fend off the rigours of […]