Fetch This!
It appears that Jake Whites definition of a ‘fetcher’ is a little misguided. Hang on – he doesn’t even want one of those things…
At The Sinbin, we understand the definition of a classic fetcher to be that of an openside flanker, who possesses an inhumane work rate, is the first Bok at every breakdown, ensuring consistent ball retention and securing lightening quick ruck ball for the back line. Flipping the coin, the fetcher also makes life a misery for the opposition, strategically slowing down their ball and treading the very fine line between right and wrong, offside and onside.
My Stat’s guru’s at SARugby.com tell me something that is blatantly obvious from simply watching the last three weekends of international rugby, but at least it proves the point. The tongue twisting stat “First man to the break down” reveals an astonishing truth about the difference between our top loose forwards and those from Australia and New Zealand. Ritchie McCaw and George Smith arrive at the ruck first on average between 20 and 25 times a game, while South Africa’s two best ‘fetching’ loose forwards are only managing a very under par average of between 12 and 15.
I see Schalk Burger as one of our best fetchers, but he’s no longer an option. Solly Tybilika is the real deal and Luke Watson, well Luke Watson is perhaps our answer to the McCaw-Smith plague that’s been pillaging our quick ball season after season.
No Jake - a fetcher is not an American Football term, it’s not even the guy you put behind the poles when Monty is practicing. It’s not Hanyani Shimange on bench splinter patrol; it’s not the guy who brings on the energade at half-time. It’s not a ball-boy; it’s not Joe Van Niekerk, he’s a genuine 8th man. It’s not a waiter; it’s not even your son bringing you your iced beers during your long off season of Super 14.
Jake – you’re a legend and our best answer to Kitch Cristie! Now put your pride aside and call up a genuine fetcher please…
hear hear…
…but you know he won’t.
Solly will more likely get a go, but will that not make JW a liar as he said he’d never pick a fetcher??
We’ll just have to wait and see WHERE JW plays him
I’m a jake fan,but man he has made some horrible decisions this season. There must be some pollitician sticking his nose into rugby. Why was jake very quiet and suttle the previous 2 years and now all of a sudden he is causing kak.
Neway, as to all the Luke fans: Boo fuckin hoo. i would even play piet krauze ahead of him
hahaha Piet Krauze? No man Chud!! What can he fetch?
Just joking. At least his not a cocky prick like luke. If he stayed with the sharks i would have backed him, but why u would leave the sharks for wp i dont know
The only thing Krauze has fetched was the vodacom cup….and damn he took his time.
chud: lol
since every man and his dog is going on about watson, i might as well add my 2 cents…
i think he is great with ball in hand and at getting to the ruck/cleaning out. however, i really don’t feel he is great at getting his hands on the ball and actually stealing it.
it’s all good and well getting there but what really sets mccaw and smith et al. apart is their ability to pilfer the opposition’s ball and create turnovers. more than simply trying to retain your own possession, an open-sider flank should be looking to steal the opposition’s.
like i said………. piet krauze.
Watson had an absolute stormer against the Bulls this weekend!!!! Best fetcher in SA without a doubt!!
biggest douchebag aswell