Jaco, Jake, Joe and Breyton all get Red cards
The Sinbin is upset!
It’s 6 in the morning after the Wallabies ‘who’s your daddy?’ campaign and it’s stinkin cold. We’ve got blazing hangovers and we’re huddled around the PC desperately trying to contact the Australian authorities.
It appears that there has been some mistake!
You see, there we were, all excited and up for a serious session of Tri Nations bash and grab and what happens?
A bunch of talentless arse clowns pitch up wearing the green and gold, stand in a line, mumble the old Zulu, Afrikaans and English and then stroll around the field looking like 15 De Wet Barry’s!! Actually, the funny thing is there was one player we recognised from the match program and that was old Jaque Fourie. (Nice of you to leave him there - some kind of calling card?) “Well played Jaque - you were the only one to stop Tukkers from drooling on the nik-naks when you went on that great run!”
…”Talentless Arse Clowns!”
Anyway… here we are desperately trying to contact someone!
Anyone!
Who ever you are, if you actually think you can get away with kidnapping the Boks and placing those clowns in green and gold, and actually thinking we wouldn’t notice, then you’ve lost the plot!
Give us back our players! - Actually you can keep them! We’d rather chew sand!
Jokes aside: The Sinbin would like to issue four RED cards, and don’t even try and contest them! The ref’s decision is final…just walk!
1. Jake White - You’re our biggest fan, but what the hell was that? Some kind of sick joke? “Thanks for the lovely bottle of scotch by the way, tee off’s at 11 tomorrow!”
2. Jaco van der Westhuyzen - Buddy, we’ve always stood by you when others have called for public executions and then you go and do that to us? You had a shocker! “Drop kick! Drop Kick? DROP KICK!” You’re a clown! Take a red card and a drop kick to the head!
3. Joe Van Niekerk - It would be nice if you’d stop playing childish games and waging stupid bets by putting contracts out on greasy dread-locks! Fair enough, we think you’re probably the best 8th man in the country, and you are playing completely out of position, but to run around like a clown for 80 minutes while we sit wondering who the hell you are, is just selfish. If you’re bored with playing for the Springboks, then why not go take up pencil sharpening or even open a bookies! Red Card and an early shower for you my boy!
4. Breyton Paulse - Thanks for the clown inspiration - this post is dedicated to you - you are the original! Not sure what you’re up to these days but it’s time to say goodbye…take that crusty-the-clown hair style with you! Red Card
That feels a whole lot better…
Surely eddy should e in there. Just for pitching at the match
Hi chud, missed ya. Don’t work so hard.
Whadidya think of Percy? Told you Jake’s game plan and team selection is a disaster waiting to happen!
CHUD….but Eddie wasn’t even there?
He never pitched…pulled an Andrew Walker…EDDIE ANDREWS CAN SCRUM ABOUT AS WELL AS OS CAN EMBROID DISH CLOTHS!! - WHAT A WET RAG!!
Eddie really was made to look ordinary. As soon as he came on, our scrum which had been dominant without destroying the crafty Aussies, was suddenly under strain. Mealamu, Heyman et al must be licking their chops in anticipation.