The Hof,Norris and now-Luke Watson!
Luke Watson is deadlier than Chuck Norris. He’s had more media exposure than the Hoff. Apart from being a phenomenal rugby player and the single force attributed by many to Western Provinces current form blitz on the Currie Cup, Luke Watson is fast becoming the most written about man in the South African media.
Even the photographer shat himself!
A day does not go by on this site, and on all our inferior competitors and alternative forms of media publications, that Watsongate is not smeared in your face. Jake White and his selectors simply refuse to select this phenomenon, BUT – little do they know…
Some Luke Watson Facts
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If you can see Luke Watson, he can see you. If you can’t see Luke Watson, you may be seconds away from a bone crunching, career ending speartackle.
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Luke Watson does not sleep. He does Auckland Grids and tackles unlicensed minibus taxis.
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The chief export of Luke Watson is turnover ball…and pain.
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There are no disabled rugby players. Only rugby players who have met Luke Watson.
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Tana Umaga and Jason Robinson retired in their prime because they believed Jake would pick Luke Watson earlier.
Feel free to add some more Luke Watson facts…
Luke Watson uses pictures of Jake White for toiletpaper (so do I)
Luke sleeps with his pillow under his rugby togs
Luke Watson drinks 150 Prozac and 200 Sleeping tablets before every game, for fear of hurting his opponents too badly
It is calculated that Luke Watson will reach his prime by July, 2047
The last time Luke Watson was dropped from a team, he created the Spears
Luke Watson once completed the Le Mans 24 Hour race in 12 hours
Luke Watson once regurgitated Ollie le Roux
Luke Watson doesn’t have a lucky rabbit’s foot, he plays with Marius Hurter in his pocket
Luke Watson told Chuck Norris to grow a beard.
Luke Watson can speak braille
Luke Watson urine sample once tested positive for steriods - after which his reaction was simply to laugh and ask the scientists: “What do you think steriods are made off
You guys are fkn hillarious!!! Nice one!! Keep em coming!!
Luke Watson calculated Pi to the last decimal.
Luke Watson eats Kryptonite Red for breakfast
John Smit and Jake White uses their personalities for contraception (oops, wrong topic)
The reason Jake does not pick Luke Watson, is because he is petrified of saying ‘Luke Watson’
Luke Watson does not sleep… he waits.
It is said that Luke Watson is responsible for the extinction of the Dynosaur.
Luke is a dinosaur
If luke is in the media so much, why do u have such a kak picture of him???
There are always idiots who dislike pure genius!
One for chud: Luke is so terrifying, even the dark is afraid of him!
And, chud. The photo is so bad because the photographer shat himself when Luke saw him taking photos
Think the lens started to crack because of his ugly mug.
Solly Tjibilika uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Solly’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Solly has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macquyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Solly can kill him and take it.
Solly once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Solly doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Solly what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Solly only masturbates to pictures of Solly.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Solly does not sleep. He waits
Solly recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
Solly wie?
Jy moet sê ’solly’ dat jy soveel k*k praat
SOLLY. Die einste solly wat veroorsaak dat George Smith gedrop word.
Hillarious Chud!!!!! Solly v Watson!! A regular Hof v Norris affair!! Lekker!!
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Solly accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Contrary to popular belief, Solly, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly tackled through a car windshield.
Solly is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Solly does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Solly tackled every tree in existence.
chud, how long have you and solly been an item?
Only someone deeply in love can get so carried away over someone so insignificant.
Now if you sang King Luke’s praises, anyone could understand because he has more talent in his left pinkie than 250 Solly Tibylikas!
You just wait till aj klaps Luke at the tank and the we can talk again. If luke Twatson has a awesome game……..i will agree with all of you. If not then my suspicions about aqua man is with reason.
aqua-man???
Not only is he such a great player, he is also good looking enough to be Aqua man!
And, chud… A few weeks ago you said that you will start to support Luke. What happened?
no one as blind as he who do not want to see..
Enders, aqua man is the coolest super hero of all time. He could speak to fish(i know its so cool).
I know i said i will start to support him but i never said when. Like i said my decision follows the SHARKS vs wp.
You guys crack me up!
chud - you definetely have what it takes to write for the SinBin - Nostradamus too…..send me something if you like….enders@sarugby.com
Ha ha, thanks enders. Nothing like a bit of rivalry over the greatest flank on the planet to get the creative juices to flow.
Please just don’t allow chud to write without being able to edit… he will bore everybody to death singing the praises of relics like AJ Venter and John ‘the snail’ Smit!
Regards,
Nostra
hahaha
Why don’t you two each give 100 words on who you think should be the loose forward trio for the Boks and email Enders…..enders, you then combine these two mad mens 100 words for an objective view???
I’d read it!!!!!
I can write till my fingers bleed why not to include Luke. Can i send you that
Luke sal vir aj met sy poepol doodknyp.
Trust luke to stick foreign objects up his bum. Guess thats what the cape does to you. It’s been fashion there since 1920. aaaaa! Cape own our very own San Fransico
Ouch chud! Watch out, your very own pocket rocket(nudge nudge wink wink)is from Cape Town originally.
thats why he left, and thats why luke went back
hahahahaha man i never looked at it that way
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