Brokeback Kiwi’s!
Beast is back!
Awesome. Great times. High fives all round.
So kids, The Boks have finally won a Test Match, and it was against the all powerful, all intimidating All Blacks. 450 people filtered in to Rustenberg stadium on Saturday and each one of those people was delirious when, at 5pm,
Jake’s brother and referee Chris White blew the match whistle for the final time.What a pleasure. And while Rustenberg was practically empty. Next week’s game against the Wallabies will be played at Herschel Girls in Cape Town, so you can expect a much bigger crowd.
Those private school girls have the money to attend the game, so a sell-out is on the cards.
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I was expecting to see more ladies at the game this weekend and I’m taken back to the Haka when, I must confess, I had a little Brokeback moment at the site of Daniel Carter flexing his (significant) muscles. More than once during the game I noticed his face morphing into that of Jake Gyllenhaal’s.
When Dan scored the All Black’s first try I lost all inhibitions and could be seen shouting “I wish i knew how to quit you!”.
This behaviour can be excused, because by this stage of the match, I’d already had almost 2 beers. From that moment, I noticed Cyril (who was propping up the other side of the Bronx Bar) casting furtive glances in my direction. Hmmm.
Note to self: Don’t pretend you’re gay in front of strangers.But let’s be honest… I don’t care how heterosexual you are, Dan Carter is good looking.
Well done Bokke!! You have deservedly received a world of shit in the press recently, but you managed to pull a win out the bag. We are proud of you. You showed guts and determination bordering on desperation.
Beast Out
Yeah Dan isnt bad. Give him a pair of boobs and a SA Passport and his mine
Its a real bitch if your girlfriend have a longer schlong than you, though!
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