Naas for Bok Coach?

Chud reckons there have been speculations about Naas getting involved with the national setup. But why has he not been brought in yet??? naas1.JPG

Naas was a rugby God in the 80’s

 

First of all Supersport will never release Naas as he is the presenter with the best English pronunciation. Joel and Garth regularly visit Naas at his Waterkloof mansion for tutoring. Naas and Arnold Geerdts have formed a formidable pair, that can compete with the Jay Lenos of TV- Land. If Supersport however releases Naas, I’m am doubtful he will go, as he will forfeit his free biltong and scones from WoolWurfs.

 

Secondly Naas is now involved with the VALKE. The Valke are rumored to be even worse than the infamous “26″ gang. Naas had to “OFF” quite a few people to get in there. If Naas ever tries to leave this exclusive gang, the Kebbles and Piet Krauze will chase him to the far corners of Eastern Transvaal.

 

Thirdly I think Karen has finally put her foot down and put Naas on a leash. He has already been gallivanting around the world and never spends quality time with “shnoekems” anymore. KAren has to single handedly raise their children and will not have any time to rekindle her running career.

 

Naas also didnt help his cause by falling asleep in last weeks emergency meeting between rugby coaches, legends and Sarfu with Jake White. On Boots & All, Naas could not recall 1 thing that was said or who attended the meeting.

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Toffee-apples, the big killer in the Botha household!

Hopefully Naas can sort out all his issues before the World Cup, as he can be a big asset for the Bokke. I think we really need him there as manager or assistant coach.

6 Comments so far

  1. chud @ September 7th, 2006

    aaaaaa come on Nossie, at least say something. And no dont say “something”

  2. Nostradamus @ September 8th, 2006

    Sorry, ol buddy. My Isuzu was stolen last week, and someone in Kyalitsha is now the new proud owner of all my papers, credit cards, chuque books, golf clubs and other personal posessions.

    This event has triggered alcohol abuse on my side, which in turn took my focus away from this site.

    Ps. If you see a cream coloured Isuzu… please call 082 3… and all that!

  3. Nostradamus @ September 8th, 2006

    By the way, loved your post. I would also like to write something, but don’t even know how to get a smiley on my blog post, so the chance of me pasting a picture of my stolen Isuzu or anything else seems virtually impossible!

    By the way, who helped you to write the article, and who edited all the spelling errors?

  4. Speartackle @ September 8th, 2006

    hahahahahah you two are absolute beauties!!! Nostra - - -send in your stuff ma boooi!!

  5. chud @ September 11th, 2006

    Damn Nossie. I saw a suspicious driver in a suspicious looking cream isuzu. I was very suspicious. Sorry about the shit. At least the bokke won and you got to go on a drinking sprea

  6. Nostradamus @ September 12th, 2006

    Problem is the only vehicle that I can afford now won’t look out of place next to a tin shack in Kyalitsha, so it won’t be suspicious.. Hehehe

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