Testicles
Just a quick one, but did anybody else notice that Olly Barkly has injured his testicle and is currently out of the England training squad?
Makes one wonder how he accomplished this. Does anyone know of any interesting injuries which have occurred on the rugby field, or in post-match drinking related binges?
Let us know.
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Just to get the ball rolling, I can relate the following to you…
A good friend of mine (let’s just call him Neil Riemer) was playing a match for UCT. He went in to tackle someone from behind, completed the tackle and ran off to the next ruck. It became apparent that something was seriously awry when one of his teammates noticed a red stain appearing in the general vicinity of the genitalia. Further inspection by Neil, teammates, the ref and some very dodgy physios lead to the conclusion that he had indeed sliced open his passion pouch while completing the tackle. 2 stitches, and a week later he told me that “there was no lasting damage”. (the above story was actually submitted to FHM)
Anyone know of anything similar???
Let us know. (please, no mentioning names)
Tukkers out.
Tukkers you the boy!!
A mate of mine - lets just call him - Dan Palm - sustained a vicious eye gouge from a long-tom-Wella hanging slightly to the left, in an off the field bum funneling episode that went horrbly wrong. It was an excruciatingly painful eye-poke, but the big man has recovered well…although is still slightly against poles…
never shy to take one for the team is young daniel.
Your favourite dickhead is back. YEAH. Man i missed the bin and South Africa.
I heard a story about a guy bursting his 1 ball open and almost died
find out more and let us know chudders!!
Another one, and this might take some beating. Again, UCT involved, but this does not involve the match, but rather an after match opskop.
Jnr - AKA Vince Lane - managed to get himself so trolleyed that he electrocuted his nuts using a game which involves the last person to a push a button getting a shock.
But then again, what would you expect from a lions supporter… By supporting the lions he obviously has no self respect, and likes inflicting pain on himself. GO JNR!!
the sinbin would like to thank beast for supplying the photo of himself for this piece.
Beast, when a girl says no, she really means no.
or a boy…….what????
Speaking of the beast - did any of you hear how he piercing a new hole straight through his throat..
He thought he could save some drinking time by cutting out some wasted pouring distance..
2 stitches?! to the sack?! riems, its a miracle those little guys didn’t pop right out of there…
jokes bud… respek