Kissing Your Sister!

Posted October 16, 2006

This is going to be brief, but Joel’s comments following the 28-28 draw in Saturday’s Currie Cup final deserve special mention. First was his perennial favourite, this time in the context of the anti-climatic result:

“Well a draw is really like kissing your sister”

What a pearler… it’s not like we’ve heard that one before. It seems everything to you is like kissing your sister. Is there something you’d like to tell us Joel?

I’m looking forward to his commentary during the end-of year tour:

“Great try in the corner by Pierre Spies. High fives all round for the big man. That was a bone-crunching hand-off he gave O’Driscoll. An awesome try… a lot like kissing your sister”.

But I digress, after kissing his sister Joel then proceeded to tell South Africa that this game would go down in the ANALS of Currie Cup Rugby. Awesome huh! In commentary 101F, Hugh Bladen forgot to explain to Joel the difference between ANNAL and ANAL.

As irritating as he is, one has to appreciate the entertainment he provides for our country. Between ‘kissing sister’s’, ‘anal’ and ‘high fives all round’, Joel Stransky ensures there’s never a dull moment on a Saturday afternoon.

And he won us the World Cup. Top bloke that Joel.  

Beast Out

8 Comments so far

  1. Tukkers @ October 17th, 2006

    do you have a sister beast?

  2. chud @ October 17th, 2006

    Does Beast’s sister have a sister?

  3. Speartackle @ October 17th, 2006

    Beast is a sister!!

  4. Nostradamus @ October 18th, 2006

    Incest… a game the whole family can play!

  5. Speartackle @ October 19th, 2006

    Beast.com

  6. Speartackle @ October 20th, 2006

    Joels a knob

  7. Nostradamus @ October 25th, 2006

    My sister is a very good kisser!

  8. Tukkers @ January 23rd, 2007

    nostra, can I have her number.

    More importantly, how do you know?

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