The Sinbin

• do you take the most expensive centre in World Rugby and put the number 9 on his canary yellow
• do you have to elastoplast your flyhalf together before a test. (Rumour has it they pack Larkham in bubble wrap when the team flies. But seriously – when was the last time anyone saw more than 10cm² of Stevie’s actual flesh? Have a look next time…)
• do ALL their teams get to watch the last two weekends of S14
• can you throw punches/bite ears/take steroids and only be slapped on the wrist or banned for all of the 6 days between Saturdays…
• BUT take recreational drugs which “enhance performance” (sorry what?) and you can never play rugby again
• do they complain about how unprofessional/childish their commentators are and long for Hugh Bladen (still trying to figure this one out)
• is their no provincial tournament (ala Currie Cup/NPC) and yet they still moan about player fatigue and ‘hectic’ schedules
• do you have to live next door to Australians!

Nords from Jammie Steps