Archive for October, 2006

Hit me Face…

An article on sarugby.com has highlighted the possibility that bulls captain Gary Botha punched Derick “Liefling” Hougaard in order to have him replaced. Was this purely because Liefling has a hit me face, or were there more sinister forces at work?

 

Tukkers wonder if there are any other players who you think deserve a punch for a variety of reasons, be they looks, attitude, general lack of rugby ability or all of the above. Let us know who you think deserves the punch and why!

 

A few of my own….

 

Philip Burger – his head is too big to miss

Bolla Conradie – pure irritation value

George Gregan – need I say more?

Percy Montgomery – to ruin his modeling career

Jerry Collins – what a way to go, imagine being killed by a Jerry haymaker!

 

I’m sure there are a few more out there. Let us know…

 

Tukkers out.

Kissing Your Sister!

This is going to be brief, but Joel’s comments following the 28-28 draw in Saturday’s Currie Cup final deserve special mention. First was his perennial favourite, this time in the context of the anti-climatic result:

“Well a draw is really like kissing your sister”

What a pearler… it’s not like we’ve heard that one before. It seems everything to you is like kissing your sister. Is there something you’d like to tell us Joel?

I’m looking forward to his commentary during the end-of year tour:

“Great try in the corner by Pierre Spies. High fives all round for the big man. That was a bone-crunching hand-off he gave O’Driscoll. An awesome try… a lot like kissing your sister”.

But I digress, after kissing his sister Joel then proceeded to tell South Africa that this game would go down in the ANALS of Currie Cup Rugby. Awesome huh! In commentary 101F, Hugh Bladen forgot to explain to Joel the difference between ANNAL and ANAL.

As irritating as he is, one has to appreciate the entertainment he provides for our country. Between ‘kissing sister’s’, ‘anal’ and ‘high fives all round’, Joel Stransky ensures there’s never a dull moment on a Saturday afternoon.

And he won us the World Cup. Top bloke that Joel.  

Beast Out

The good, the bad and the ugly…

WE are at the business end of the 2006 Currie Cup. I like to take a few moments to reflect back on the season, identifying some good, bad and ugly aspects of the season.

 

The good…

 

It has been encouraging to see the attacking prowess of most of the sides in this years competition. Too often fans have had to sit through game after game of dour, stereotyped crash and bash rugby. This season has shown a remarkable turnaround. This was exemplified by Hottie Louws’ try for the bulls against province this last weekend. The interpassing between forwards and backs was excellent. The sharks, province, cheetahs, lions and even the griquas have shown the willingness to keep the ball alive instead of seeking contact, thereby slowing down the game. What a welcome relief.

 

Another good has been the emergence of one or two really good players who have performed consistently and should come into the reckoning come World Cup time. Hilton Lobberts confirmed his arrival on the big stage with an audacious pickup and score against Province. Bevan Fortuin has not put a foot wrong all season, and would not let the Boks down. Bradley Barritt has shown consistent form for the Sharks, as have Waylon Murray, Keegan Daniel and Francois Steyn. For Province, Robbie Diack has been immense, the Lions are fortunate to have the services of a player like Jaco Pretorius, and the Cheetahs have given Kabamba Floors the opportunity to confirm what many people already knew – that he is a player of genuine class.

 

It has also been encouraging to see the quality of rugby being played when one considers that many of the leading Springboks were not involved in the competition. This has given the opportunity to the above-mentioned players to show their worth on the big stage.

 

The bad…

 

In the same breath, the number of points being scored in some of the games in the knockout section has been a worry. But I for one would prefer to see points being scored, than a battle of two kickers. The inclusion of sides like the Pumas and the Valke continues to amaze me. Now don’t scream at me saying that the only way they will improve is by being exposed to this level of competition. I would concur that they are being badly exposed. The Griquas claimed the notable scalp of the Sharks, and ran the bulls, province and the lions close at various stages during the competition. How much good can you be doing for a rugby players career when week in and week out he is on the receiving end of a 40 point plus hiding, and at the end of the season to be told not to come back next season as his union is under financial pressure?

 

The ugly…

 

Ollie le Roux’s mullet. I battle to keep my beer down every time I see the Cheetahs play!

 

On a more serious note…

 

I have been disappointed by the level of refereeing  in the competition this year, in particular the performance of the TMO. The now famous, “I cannot see the ball being grounded. I have no reason not to award the try. You may award the try.”, comes straight to mind. Too many “home team decisions” have been made. The role and definition of the TMO is a simple one. If the men in the TMO box are making errors with the benefit of slow motion replays and endless angles, what are the chances that they are going to get it right on the pitch in the heat of battle. I believe this is something that needs to be addressed, I don’t have the solution.

 

Perhaps you do? Or do you have any additions to the Good, Bad and Ugly of the 2006 Currie Cup? Let us know.

 

Tukkers out.

Luke Norris!

Luke Watson has very quickly wormed his way into the hearts of millions of South Africa with his courage, determination, dedication, decisiveness, (don’t know any more d words…………..doos????).
 

But Chudster reckons there is something sinister behind that ugly mug.
 
I think he’s after world domination!
 

Why does he always have to give a 30min speech after every match??? Is he rehearsing for parliament??
 

Mr. IwassoCHEEKY Watson certainly laid the brickwork for Lukie to go into politics. He already has a huge following and can compete with the likes of Jacob Zuma, Thabo Mbeki and Pj Powers.
 
Luke already has the perfect P.A. in Bolla.
 

Every successful leader had some assistant that would do anything to increase the bosses’ popularity.
 

Just think what the country would come to if Luke Watson was leader………………I know it’s scary.
 

Everyone would have to wear a province jersey
 

The only drinks allowed would be (notso)Brutal Fruit Kiwi
 

Only Province games would be broadcast, with highlights of Luke and Bolla.
 
The future seems grim with Luke around, but thankfully there are still some heroes around not afraid to lead the fight against the Luke cult. The bulls, Cheetahs, Sharks, Lions and off course the CHUD.